How Do I Measure Up For A Condom? The Mister Size Guide

It's time to meet Mister Size! 

Their mission is to bring amazing sex to everyone so they create condoms as unique as the person that's wearing them.

We stock their ultra thin range with a thickness of only 0.05mm in sizes from 47mm all the way up to 69mm.

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Measuring Up

When it comes to picking the right condom size, forget about how long your penis is—it's all about the girth, baby!

Condoms can always be rolled down to fit, so don't stress about length. As long as the condom fits comfortably and stays put without slipping off or feeling too tight, you're good to go for protection against unwanted pregnancies, and you'll also stand a better chance against a whole host of STDs.

Finding Your Girth

For some, a tape measure might be all that they need to figure out their girth, but for the perfectionsists among us, it might not be enough. 

Well, fear not because Mister Size have got you covered!

The App

For the tech heads out there, Mister Size have created and released their sizing app, which is available to download on Google Play and the Apple App Store.

All you need to do is download the app, and measure yourself up. Just try to remember to clean your screen after you've finished. Unless you'd like to be walking around with a dickprint on your phone (it's not our place to judge).

Download the Mister Size App Here

Printable Measuring Tape

Their next option is to download and print off their measuring tape onto A4 paper.

Once its printed, you just need to cut out the tape and measure yourself up. The tape comes with handy instructions and the colour coded numbers on the tape help you easily identify which size you should buy. 

Just make sure you use the coin comparison in the top right hand corner to make sure you've printed it to the right size.

Download the Mister Size Measuring Tape pdf here

The Practical Condom Sizer

If you're still not sure then Mister Size also make a practical measuring tool which you can buy from their Amazon account. 

As far as we know, the banana isn't included in their final sale

Buy the Mister Size Practical Measurer here

The Classic Tape Measure

If all else fails then you can just use a standard tape measure.

To figure out your size with a tape measure follow these simple steps:

1. Make sure your penis is erect
2. Find the thickest part of your penis
3. Measure it with a flexible tape measure
4. Finally, check out the size table to find your perfect condom match.

Easy peasy!

Pro Tip: If you only have a steel tape measure or a non-flexible ruler, you can wrap a piece of string around the thickest part of your dick and then measure the string.

Finding Your Condom

Now you've found your size, you need to find your perfect fit.

Condom sizes are usually labeled with a nominal width in millimeters, like 47mm, 60mm, or 69mm.

This width is measured when the condom is laid flat. But since your dick's not flat, this measurement might not be the best indicator of fit.

So, to help you find the right size, Mister Size have created a handy conversion table.

How To Tell If Your Condom Is The Right Size

When the condom slips on smoothly and hugs your skin snugly like a second skin, that's when you know you've found your perfect fit.

But if it's a hassle to roll on, keeps slipping, feels tight, or just doesn't feel right, then it's probably not the size for you. You need to trust your gut with this one - if it doesn't feel comfy, it's not your match.

Remember, sex should be comfortable for all involved and squeezing into a tight condom or flapping around inside a loose one won't be comfortable for anyone.

Get Mister Size Condoms

There you have it!

Now you know your perfect fit, you can find Mister Size condoms here. 

If Mister Size still isn't for you, then don't forget that these measurements will also be useful for other condom brands too, which you can find here. Check out specifications in our product listings for more information.

Don’t forget that we’re not doctors and the information in this blog is not intended to replace medical advice.

If you have any questions regarding the care of our products, you can contact us via the contact page or drop us an email on info@siliconesecrets.co.uk.